Hank Kristoff


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Hank Kristoff is a vulgar gunslinging warpriest and a player character in Disco Inferno.

Hank is a tall aasimar with light pink skin and a dark pinkish-reddish hair and eyes. He wears a stained white tanktop and a black leather jacket with blue jeans. He sports a makeshift rifle which he regularly uses when not on police duty.

Hank is crude and short-tempered. He thinks little of those around him, including his family. He swears a lot, and can act erratic when infuriated. He also has very little regard for the lives of people in general, showcased when he fatally(?) shot someone after Ken remarked "Weird how these days you can fill someone with lead, and all they need's a short rest before they can get back up." Later on, when the man he shot returned, revealing he had a Ring of Blanks to negate the fatal shot, he did not even recognize them, further showcasing his carelessness for human life. Hank is also easy to upset and tends to get into childish playground insult matches with his opponents. This usually makes those insulting him his primary target. Hank did show a slight tolerance towards the party at the end, but ultimately was not enough for him to change his behaviour.

Disco Inferno

Exceptional Marksman
Hank's proficiency in firearms makes him a long-range danger.

Divine Casting
Hank is a Level 9 Warpriest, and as such has abilities which enhance his gun-slinging talents further. With Fervor, he could buff himself while also unleashing torrents of bullets across long distances. His choice in spells was mostly self-buffing, increasing his damage and defense, however he did have some spells which were group-focused.

Drawback
Hank's training in primarily firearms leaves him vulnerable for close range attacks, grapples especially being powerful in neutralizing him.

Hank shoots the man again.

"There."

"Now he's dead."

(He wasn't.)

He teleports next to Confused Man.

"Oy."

He reaches into his jacket…

And throws something!

1000 GP!

"You saved my ass, so I'm givin' you something."

"If you want more, then stick around and keep helpin'."

He looks back at and fires upon Minim!

"As for you…"

"Stay… the fuck dead!"

He points his gun towards Threatening Man.

"I'll fuckin' kill you again, just wait your goddamn turn!"

"I'm havin' a moment with glasses over here!"

"Shut the fuck up or I'm gonna make you shoot blanks for the rest of your goddamn life!"


 * Hank's design and personality were inspired by Billy Butcher.
 * Hank's name comes from the characters Jebediah Kristoff and Hank J. Wimbleton from the Madness Combat series.
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